Yes, More Champagne for Me Please

You've had a haircut while at a party, by a woman pished out her nut, eh? Naw? Yeah well I did. It doesn't look as bad as it sounds. The party was at the home of the guy behind this club. I was attempting to 'network' but the drunker I got the less well that worked out. Let me tell you now that beer, champagne, tequilla numerous cocktails and various other things don't all go down that well. Sunday was more or less a complete write-off. I'm still not feeling too clever now.