Blogs The Way You Like Them

In this pishy job we have to write blurb for a lot of companies who brag that they provide work/bathroom/building ‘from start to finish.’ When did this become a selling point? We won’t piss off before we’ve finished? There’s too many companies using slogans that don’t mean anything. At the UGC one of their no point to it sayings is ‘See It Your Way’ which means nothing. Seeing it my way would mean not having anyone chatter or check their mobile phone during the film. ‘Seeing it my way’ would mean having no one kick my chair during the movie. It’s just a stupid phrase to make people think that they’re getting something when in actual fact…they’re getting nothing. ‘Fresh Milk’ who sells anything else? ‘Today’s newspapers!’ Not yet, but it won’t be long.