In Some Schools...

You must read this hilarious article with Big Ron Atkinson. His attempts to talk himself out of the whole racist thing had me laughing for ages. His forthcoming TV show on racism reminds me of that episode of Father Ted when Ted, having offended Craggy Island's Chinese community, organises a slide show to prove he's not racist and only proves that he is in fact an ignorant, big fool. That's pretty much what Ron succeeds in doing here.