Tuesday, 29 May 2007

Ready Steady Live!

Anyone watch the biggest game in world football yesterday? Nah, me neither.

Doesn’t it seem even faintly ridiculous that the winners of yesterday’s “Championship” play off final (Derby County) stand to net more than the winners of the European Cup and the Premiership combined?

£65m they’ll be looking to make over the next season with massive parachute payments if they tumble straight back down.

Up here, Gretna will be looking secure a sponsorship deal with the local pie shop just to make sure their players are fed. Absolutely nuts.

Anyway, that’s not why I’m on. I’m on to ask did you see this ?

Anyone who’s ever bought a copy of our old magazine Cheery Bananas should dig them out, because slowly, every reality spoof show we made up for a laugh all those years ago is coming to a tele near you.

1 comment:

Graeme said...

I can't tell what's real and what's satire anymore.