Thursday, 17 February 2005

Talkin' da Pish 'n Shit Know What I'm Sayin'?

Put a URL into the Snoop Dogg Shizzolator and see Snoop shizzle it up 'n shit. For example he turns Fizz's Old Firm deadline day purchases story into this.

We Arra Peepel n' shit. ..

So both half of da old firm has managed pull of relatively big ass signing coups in da window."

Certainly Celtic fans will be mo' than pleased wit da arrival of Craig Bellamy, a player whom I would suggest has that shiznit in tha dude's ass match da bomb diggity Larrson fo' ability 'n goals, know what I'm sayin'?

Celtic also signed da fool up properly as well, concluding they business quickly 'n wit da minimum of fuss, know what I'm sayin'?

Not so da 'Gers, who wuz in real danger of looking like a bunch of hopeless dafties if they had failed in they bid bring Barry Ferguson back da club n' shit. Despite da fact that da player wuz champing at da bit come, Bain, Murray et al managed turn a piece of piss into a precipice (I stole that from an old "Only an Excuse"), finally getting they mutha at around 10pm last night, know what I'm sayin'?

So yo' ass look at da back pages of da papers 'n yo' ass has Bellamy, standing in front of da Celtic crest, shaking hands wit da manager at Parkhead during a properly arranged press conference, know what I'm sayin'?

And then yo' ass has da "fowtay" of Barry, in da street holding a Rangers shirt wit a bunch of mis-shapen neds waving "we arra peepel!" scarves around."

So we managed look like dafties even after izzall n' shit. But who cares? The Skipper is back 'n izzle rivals has managed persuade a really gravy player away from da Premiership, even if da circumstances surrounding da move wuz a little odd, know what I'm sayin'?

Whatever folk be like 'bout ambition 'n gravy players staying in or moving Scotland, da presence of these players adds value da average punter's season ticket, which ain't cheap."

Do fans up here not deserve watch quality players?

Besides "lack of ambition" is a spurious jibe level at a player who wants come here, know what I'm sayin'?

The mindset that says a Scottish based player has move da Premiership prove himself is bathed in colonial inferiority 'n is simply not bourne out by da facts, know what I'm sayin'?

Take Larrson, Cooper, Willie Millar 'n Paul McStay as examples, know what I'm sayin'? All legends, none of whom felt da need move England, know what I'm sayin'?

We need remember who da last British team reach a European final wuz up here n' shit. Were they not from Scotland? And did they not beat two English clubs get there?

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