Cheery Bananas Gold: Saddam

Since Saddam Hussain and his indignant greeting faced murderous coupon has been in the news in the last day or two, I thought we should feature some of the Saddam related Cheery B funnies. So that's what today's Cheery Bananas Gold is all about.

Saddam Surveillance Photo “Probably Fake” Say Experts

With the Government embarrassed last year by news that their much vaunted “Dossier On Iraq” was largely some guys University Thesis from 1991, it appears that more so-called evidence against Saddam Hussein’s toppled regime has also been gleaned from homework, this time from a British student.

Primary school teacher Lala McGione claims an image recently used by the Government, apparently showing Hussein himself at a secret munitions factory on the outskirts of Baghdad, was in fact a painting done by one of her students, four year old Rebecca St. Swithens.

Experts today confirmed that the surveillance photograph was in fact the work of four year old Rebecca after extensive testing.

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Revealed: Saddam Planned To "Target The Fat"
Chilling new evidence emerged today that deposed Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein planned a major offensive on portly westerners.

Swarthy nutjob Saddam hoped to make millions by enticing westerners to Baghdad to sample his "Saddam Slim" diet plan, but documents (click on image, left) discovered in Saddam's plush hole in the ground hideaway reveal the catch behind the outlandish promises of weight loss.

Even so, several desperate slimmers expressed dismay after seeing their chance to lose several stone in a matter of seconds disappear following the recent arrest of the brutal dictator/romantic novelist.
"I grew so fat I had my jaws wired shut," says wobbly weightwatcher Taloola Manbasket.
"But I still managed to gain weight by drinking chocolate milk shakes through a big straw and having expensive cake enimas. My husband paid for them. If he hadn't, I would have told everyone down the village pub what I caught him doing with his nephew's ferrets. Now it occurs to me that if I'd travelled to Iraq and had my head cut off for being a brazen Western whore, I'd have lost weight instantly and I would now be without the fat face I just can't stop stuffing!"

In related news, former Iraqi national football mascot Beheado has been replaced by Invadie The Freedom Pooch, in a move seen by many as pro-coalition.

Beheado, whose headless figure used to entertain Iraqi children by showering them with fig flavoured blood from a gaping neck wound would appear at half time during matches with less than five scheduled live executions.

Invadie, who will apparently "act American...", is however expected to buck the recent US behavioural trend of blowing foreigners to fuck before telling them how to live.

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