Pinchuck’s Law

Here’s another new short story from Woody Allen in The New Yorker.

“It’s amazing,” my partner Mike Sweeney said as he strung the usual yellow bunting around the crime scene. Mike is a bear of a man who could easily pass for a bear, and has in fact been contacted by zoos to fill in when the real bear was ill. “The tabloids are saying it’s a serial killer. Naturally, the serial killers are claiming bias and that they’re always the first ones accused when three or more victims are killed the same way. They’d like the number raised to six.”