Friday 20 August 2004

So Farewell Then, Ben

It's Ben's last day here. He's off to Canada to attend The University of British Columbia, though we still have a night out with him next week.

Since he's been here he has become a Rangers fan, had burgalars rubbish his CD collection, sampled the Scottish Divorcee, threatened a Glasgow bouncer with the words 'I will make you eat shit off my shoe,' experienced lazy muggers, became accustomed to being woken up at 3am by steaming women from Ibrox screaming at the top of their drunken lungs, been ripped off by a rock star beggar, narrowly lost the Euro 2004 Fantasy League to Fizzy (and had it rubbed in his face), clued us in on New Zealand sporting achievements and inherited my DVD copy of Super Troopers.

See ye Ben - It's been 'sweet.'

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