Alisdair – Awright Guy or Irritating Pipsqueak?

It may be because I’m in a particularly bad mood today (the wean had us up all night) but the guy who sits to the right of me in work, Alisdair, almost got a pen through his eyeball this morning when he outdid his usual talent for uttering the inane by saying this:

“I had a dream last night that I was having trouble sleeping”

He wasn’t even joking.