Thursday 22 February 2007

Chuck Norris Ace Columnist

It’s finally happened Chuck Norris is a columnist. On Martin Luther King Day in a piece entitled What Martin Luther King Couldn’t Do' Chuck wrote...

“For 30 years I have had a dream to turn the excitement of the individual sport of combat martial arts into a thrilling team event. This dream is now a reality.

The World Combat League (WCL) brings together martial arts experts by region in a team format—six combat warriors against six combat warriors. Each team represents their city, their team, and their individual skills in an all out striking war. There is no wrestling or grappling to slow down the action.”


Go read all Chuck’s columns on World Net Daily. He talks about abortion, the threat to America, looking after children and what it was like to fight Bruce Lee.

In 1972, Bruce was directing ''Return of the Dragon'' and wanted me to be in it. ''I want you to be my opponent. We'll have a fight in the Coliseum in Rome,'' Bruce said with excitement. ''Two gladiators in a fight to the death! Best of all, we can choreograph it ourselves. I promise you the fight will be the highlight of the film.''

''Great,'' I said, ''Who wins?''

''I do,'' Bruce said with a laugh. ''I'm the star!''

''Oh you're going to beat up on the current world karate champion?''

''No,'' said Bruce. ''I'm going to kill the current world karate champion.''

I laughed and agreed to do the movie, after gaining twenty pounds at his request (he wanted me to look more formidable as his opponent).

Chuck Norris Fact Number 7 - The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.

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