Wednesday 6 December 2006

Check Profile Before Clicking Yes

I used to be quite fussy over accepting 'friends' on MySpace. I've generally stopped accepting bands on my own page, cos I can't be bothered with people trying to punt me stuff.

For the Glue page I usually just accept people. However today I accepted someone thinking they were someone I know (having looked again, it's only a slightly similar, though unusual, name).

I clicked on our new friend's profile and was met by this statement.

"I am excited to meet and share my sexy body

The best reason to add me as a friend is that I may be able to rock your world.

As you can see I am a wild young college girl, looking to let out some of the animal inside me.

I love to party and flirt around. College has been the best experience for me so far. I have met so many hot guys and fun people.

Everybody needs some sexy fun lovin.

Im a young college babe always looking for cute or rich men for good fun."


Having hit 'delete' Glue now has one less online buddy.

It reminded me of Patton Oswalt's bit on 'the poetry of pornography'. I don't think that's the bit (cos I have no sound) below, but have a look anyway.

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