Since everyone all over the world seems to love it so much, what about a "War Of The Year" contest?
You could have all sorts of great categories like
"Best Foreign Language War"
"Best War Featuring Child Soldiers"
and
"Best War Featuring Out Of Date US/Soviet Hardware".
Billy Crystal could host, the bloopers reel would be hilarious and the academy could feature war loving stalwarts like Olly North, Henry Kissinger and Tony Blair.
The trophy for "Best War" could be a golden child amputee (or "Ampy")smiling and hugging Uncle Sam, or maybe George Bush Jnr, thanking him for his shiny new crutches.
There are over 70 armed conflicts going on right now throughout the world. Which is your favorite?
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