Monday 10 May 2004

Uri Geller, Derren Brown and mind control

I have come to hate Uri Geller over the years.
Once when I was a kid, he was considered a mystical man, a man of genuine spirituality. Now he's an annoying twat who's only discernable skill is to ruin peoples cutlery.
And that Derren Brown guy, he's another one. why don't these fannies try using their skills to stop people being cunts? Because they don't have any skills .
Bending spoons? You might as well be able to move bus stops two inches in any direction, or memorise the various manufacturers of cups.
And Derren Brown is a useless wee smug tosser who'd drap if I kicked his peas, powers or no powers.

1 comment:

Buck said...

Uri Geller is not a twat.
He is a f***ing a twat; a cretin, an over-rated imbeciled, a moron, a dickhead, a tosser who gets rolled out from time to time to spue his pointless crap and should be buried alive with his spoons - then will see if this spoon-bending anus has any powers or not.