Hair Weave A Espania

So Spain are out and only have themselves to blame. Was it their nervy performance? Their inexplicable lack of faith in Fernando Morientes?
No, it was the mullets. They were, as a squad, too mulleted up to go through. God said no.
Note that even Fernando Torres, having addressed the fact that he looked like a chicken fried twat wearing Frank McAvennie's hair from 1980, fell foul of the good Lord with his goalbound second hand effort somehow swerving onto the post.
Fernando's haircut by the way prompted the BBC's resident "Big Ron" Barry Davis to comment that he'd "...lost a fight with an Indian"; a lovely example of the casual racism he seems to get away with as a matter of course.