Ben's just done the best website ever. It's a company called Broomsticks. The guy's a psychic, but he's a corporate business psychic. The services he offers include ghost busting and crystal healing, he also offers to rid you of any 'unwanted poltergeists.' But my personal favourite is that he claims he can asses your staff to see if they are honest and trustworthy.
God help any company that brings him in. The following unfair dismissal claim would have to be a landmark industrial tribunal. In amongst suited up business folk and one pissed off ex-employee is a mad old hippie attemping to prove that he saw in your aura that you were prone to pocketing paperclips, skivving in the bog and nipping off home 5 minutes early of an evening.
What kind of business are you running if you need Mystic Phil to asses the karmic energy levels of every deal you enter into?
Wednesday 16 June 2004
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Could we have a broomsticks link please?
I had one on but the site's not live yet (though it should be).
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