I receive at least two e-mails a day suggesting I have my penis enlarged. Who the fuck responds to these ads? Israel Greenberg drops you a note and off you go to have some charlatan somewhere stretch your cock out? Someone with an obvious fake name pretends to be all matey with you, to tempt you into needless and no doubt messy surgery. Or do they give you pills? I've never really looked at their ads long enough.
It's the modern equivalent of going round a pub with a Head sports holdall. "Needin' an extra couple o' inches there, pal?" Now I've started to get 'Discount Enlargement' offers. Just what kind of low self esteem fool do they take me for? "Let's target this guy, he's skint and he's only got half an inch in his trousers."
Thursday 3 June 2004
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