Wednesday, 29 March 2006

Just Desserts

Bookies apparently took it in the neck this week when news was leaked to several sources by the English FA that inexplicably popular pub rock outfit Embrace were to record the official dirge to over-optimism that will be the England World Cup song.

"By delaying the announcement, insiders were given the opportunity to take advantage of their knowledge and help themselves to free money from bookies taking bets.” Said a spokesman for poor old William Hills, which never takes money vulnerable people can’t afford to spend ever of course.

Aw diddums, you have to feel for them eh?

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