Thursday, 6 July 2006

A Friendship Crumbles

With me and Tom well out of the picture in Ronnie’s World Cup Fantasy league, the title looks to be an exciting tussle between Ronaldo himself and self styled big game player Tommy.

4 points separate the former-friends-now-deadly-rivals with Ronnie just holding his ska-punk loving challenger off.

What will happen? Will this mean the end of “This place is dead”, as bitterness and rivalry takes control?

Rumours that a man with a beard answering a description once given of Ronnie’s beard was outside Tommy house pouring sugar in his petrol tank while daubing threatening messages in watery brown poo are as yet unconfirmed.

But we at Pish could well believe it.

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